My Florist Cafe - Phoenix Restaurant Review, Worst

My Florist Cafe is misunderstood - by nearlybad service, don't expect too much out of the food,
everyone. Living in Phoenix you get used to howdisregard any of the servers suggestions regarding
things are. If you own a food spot, it's either awine and what do you have? Probably one of the
coffee shop, a bar, or restaurant. Much like the clearmore unique atmospheres you can find in Phoenix.
zoning lines between residential and commercial,For the price and the location, there really isn't
Phoenix food spots are either this or that, and rarelyanything like the ambiance you'll get at My Florist
allowed to be anything else - it would be tooCafe.
confusing.With an upscale decor, enough tables to comfortably
So while the complaints about My Florist cover afit a small group, the jazz piano in the background
variety of subjects from the lousy menu, the lousyand the hum of conversation filling the room, I would
food, and the lousy service, it's only compounded bydare say that there isn't anything like this anywhere
the fact that when you enter My Florist, you'reelse in Phoenix. Sure there are different places to go
expecting to enter an actual restaurant. Someplacesuch as Chez Nous, but comparing the two would be
you can get hot food, drinks and listen to jazz musicwrong. Where Chez Nous is a great, dark, soulful
while sitting there pretending you're in a completelyR&B lounge, My Florists is excellently open and
different city. One that's more metropolitan, onebright.
that's more urban and cool, one that doesn't shutHowever, in the end My Florist Cafe has spent years
down at 10 o'clock.and years unchanged. You can only say a restaurant
My Florist Cafe fails, consistently and miserably.could be so much more for so long. After a while,
Oddly, years and years of bad service, bad food, andyou decide to give up on it. You [ Decide that it really
surprisingly boring bread haven't stopped people fromwon't change. You decide that for some unknown
giving this place a chance. Over and over again.reason [ the servers are different every week and
Sure they have one of the best jazz pianists in all ofso are their managers - but at least the woman
Phoenix (at least that you can find easily withoutplaying piano can generally be counted on.
having to be in any sort of music circles), but is thatMy advice? Try My Florist once a year. Don't order
really enough? With the servers dressed up,any food, and definitely don't order any bread. Bring
disappearing regularly and delivering plates full of hard,some friends, order a bottle of wine of your own
nearly unedible bread, while having no knowledge atchoosing, not the server's suggestions, and have a
all about any of the wines they're suggesting, whygreat time in one of Phoenix's few unique cafes.
do people continue to frequent this place?Review Summary: 2.
I think our expectations are too high. Take away the